#112 HONEYMOON SURPRISE

Two years prior to 2022, newlyweds Josh and Bridget spent a week-long honeymoon clearing brush at a remote family cabin located just outside the boundaries of Lake Clark National Park and Preserve. On their third night, under the dense canopy of land of the midnight sun twilight, a relentless owl hoot at an abnormal, highly repetitive cadence caught their attention. Suspecting a trapped bird, Josh armed himself with a .45 Auto pistol and took an 800-lumen flashlight to investigate the 30-yard cleared perimeter with Bridget. Finding a pair of large glowing eyes reflecting from the thick brush line, they assumed it was a standard owl and went back inside to prepare a late dinner. While Bridget was at the kitchen sink directly in front of a rear window, she noticed a large dark reflection.

Looking up, she was horrified to see a massive creature standing a foot and a half away on the opposite side of the glass staring directly into her eyes. The entity featured an immense head, dark gray skin, a flat nose, notably large eyes with strong interior light reflection, and a prominent white jawline covered in a thick, beard-like pattern of hair. Shocked, Bridget fell backward over a linoleum floor trim, and Josh turned just in time to see the figure slide away. Seconds later, a heavy thumping hit a separate window right behind their couch, and Josh made direct eye contact with the same gray-skinned face, which gave him a highly distinct expression of defiance before slipping into the shadows. As the couple huddled inside, an irregular thumping erupted on the wooden planks of their front porch.

Josh attempted to step outside to fire warning rounds into the lake channel, but he was instantly hit by a massive, low-pitched sub-audible grunting growl that physically vibrated through the deck boards. The acoustic blast was so powerful it induced severe spatial disorientation and loss of balance, which Josh equated to his military combat experience with heavy ordnance blasts. Retreating inside, they were slammed by a terrifying dual-octave scream that caused the cabin's window panes to visibly warp and jiggle from the acoustic vibration. Sliding a dresser in front of the door, the couple endured a night of multiple synchronized shrieks framing the cabin and a barrage of soft grass clumps and dirt thrown against the walls. The harassment ceased at dawn, and they remained locked inside for three days until their bush plane returned.

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