#85 FAVORS 4 FRIENDS

While house-sitting a rural property north of Glennallen along the Richardson Highway to protect against localized equipment theft, a married couple named John and Betty jackknifed their 16-foot fifth-wheel trailer across the driveway entrance, placing their camper a mere 100 feet off the primary asphalt road. While returning to the rig at dusk after utilizing an outdoor fire pit behind the main house, they were unsettled by a low, non-animal gurgling throat-clear emerging from the foliage. Retreated inside to watch a movie, an immense close-range vocalization suddenly erupted inches away from the camper's outer wall—a deafening, high-volume shriek that caused their interior storage cabinets to violently rattle and jiggle, forcing the couple flat onto the floorboards. Armed with a pistol, John investigated the damp gravel driveway, locating a series of massive, highly pronounced footprint compressions that emerged immediately outside their camper door.

Tracking the line 25 feet into a neighboring easement thicket, John discovered a distinct, blocky, brick-shaped footprint displaying six individual toe impressions. Returning to the rig, John insisted on maintaining an un-illuminated watch despite Betty's pleas to hitch up and escape. While spacing out and absentmindedly tapping his gun barrel against the interior frame, a colossal physical blow violently slammed the trailer wall, deforming the entry door inward. John opened the door and scanned the brush with a flashlight, identifying a high-altitude eye-shine reflection blinking from a tree stand 50 yards out on the ridge.

Backing up, John looked toward the opposite side panel just as a giant figure ducked behind the chassis. Running back inside to look out the kitchen window, his wife stabilized his trembling hand-beam, and both witnesses made point-blank eye contact with an immense face glazing across the glass pane as the entire trailer shivered. The entity displayed massive, wide-set cheekbones, an exceptionally flat face, downward-facing wide nostrils with zero snout protrusion, black marble-like eyes, and a weathered gray-and-tan leathery complexion. As John scrambled to execute an emergency trailer uncoupling in the dark, a second deafening roar boomed from just ten feet away on the opposite side of the fifth-wheel tongue, causing the entire chassis to lurch before they successfully fled in their truck.

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